parke
The choke hold, in the form of a mockneck, Parke has on society right now will be in my children's textbooks. I dread the day I will have to help them understand the psychotic habits and economic results of my generation. Mark my words, it’ll happen. And I’ll think it's just as ridiculous as I do now. Over $130 for a thin sweatshirt with some random chick’s last name. That's it. That's the product. Except it's not the sweatshirt that people want, it's to be seen in it. The real product is a figment of the imagination. This mockneck style sweatshirt has become a way of making a statement, a form of communication. Parke is a kind of tyranny that dictates over bank accounts and rationale. Enforcing a heinous dress code straight out the 80s. Not only will we all look back and cringe at our obsession with it, but mourn the hundreds of dollars we lost from this vicious typhoon of a company. Grade: C
